Inflamed hemorrhoidal tissues.
Loved the TV as a kid. Lotsa commercials.
I am not currently having issues with my tissues (ha!), but I will say that as a kid I had no idea what they were talking about. I did not put 2 and 2 together (a pad putting out a match, huh?) until much later. What a way to make a living.
"Hand model needed to extinguish match with Tucks medicated pads. Pretty female hands with nude fingernail polish are preferred (who wants to look at hairy man hands close-up? Plus, the hair can pose a fire hazard)."
Am I right?!