24 January 2012

Random phrase for the day:

Inflamed hemorrhoidal tissues.

Loved the TV as a kid.  Lotsa commercials.

I am not currently having issues with my tissues (ha!), but I will say that as a kid I had no idea what they were talking about.  I did not put 2 and 2 together (a pad putting out a match, huh?) until much later.  What a way to make a living.

"Hand model needed to extinguish match with Tucks medicated pads.  Pretty female hands with nude fingernail polish are preferred (who wants to look at hairy man hands close-up? Plus, the hair can pose a fire hazard)."

Am I right?!

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