"I picked a helluva week to quit sniffing glue."

you win the  entire innerweb if you can name the movie and who spoke the line.  No cheating!
Oh, and my dogs are making me twitchy.

TMI: Fair warning

Never underestimate the value of normal bodily functions.
Ugh.




Why am I sharing this?  Because I can.

ma zune esta muerto

boogernuts.
it has been suggested i head to the microsoft store in bellevue square (oooh la la) and get a new one.  "it worked and now it doesn't.  please replace or i'm getting an ipod."  that is my plan.

Considering Activia

Anyone have any experience with this?  All I can think of is this.

If you don't laugh hysterically at this spot, then you have a cold, dead heart.

Pugilist... he he

now that is a funny word.
pugs look like they got punched in the face, thus the name?
through the wonders of the innerweb, i could find the answer, but i prefer to wonder.
course, that doesn't explain their propensity for eye-popping.

oh, wait.  yes it does.  smooshed face = better chance of eye popping out.


'nuff said.

truth in lyrical form

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken? I don’t know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.

    -- A. A. Milne