somehow i managed to slice my finger, paper-cut style, whilst cutting up my overripe nectarine. i was using a compostable knife with a compostable fork and the fork broke. i didn't notice until i sat down that i must have cut myself with the broken fork. good thing i noticed on my own instead of hitting my hands with some instant hand sanitizer; that would have been a great way to see god.
being a hippie can be dangerous.