I was chosen as a Gate Keeper for Something Cool at work. I asked my coworker, "Will I get a cool 'GK' armband? Like Bobby Brady in that episode where he becomes drunk with power upon becoming a hall monitor and saves Laura Ingalls’ sister’s cat from a burning building and then breaks the washer trying to clean his clothes? I’m just checking, so I can be ready for when hilarity ensues."
Upon further review (thanks YouTube), I see that I was mistaken about the kitten. Seems kitty was stuck in the chimney of an abandoned building. The episode aired about a week after I was born. I can't remember everything. :l